iPhonopatia
iPhonopatia: patologia degenerativa del sistema cognitivo umano causata da un intenso e prolungato uso dello smartphone. Ne è affetta la maggior parte degli individui, indipendentemente dalla loro età e genere, a causa del suo carattere epidemico e contagioso. La malattia porta l’individuo a identificare lo smartphone con una necessità vitale primaria, inserendolo così alla base della piramide dei bisogni umani di Maslow. All’esigenza di utilizzo compulsivo del mezzo si aggiunge l’irrefrenabile necessità di elevare la propria autostima mediante la ricerca ossessiva di consensi sui social networks. Ha come effetti collaterali altre due patologie molto gravi, la dialegopatia (incapacità di colloquiare con i propri simili attraverso la comunicazione verbale) e la liberlegopatia (incapacità di leggere supporti cartacei). Se protratta nel tempo, l’iPhonopatia può portare l’individuo all’isolamento e alla totale schiavitù.
iPhonepathy: a degenerative pathology of human cognitive system induced by the intensive and extended use of one’s smartphone. Due to its epidemically contagious character, this disease affects most individuals, regardless of age and gender, bringing them to see their smartphones as a vital necessity at the basis of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. The compulsive use of those devices is accompanied by an irrepressible need to improve self-esteem through obsessive research of approval on the social networks. Collateral effects include other two severe conditions, Dialoguepathy (inability to verbally communicate with others) and Liberlegopathy (inability to read paper documents). On the long run, iPhonepathy can totally subjugate individuals into complete isolation.
iPhonepathy: a degenerative pathology of human cognitive system induced by the intensive and extended use of one’s smartphone. Due to its epidemically contagious character, this disease affects most individuals, regardless of age and gender, bringing them to see their smartphones as a vital necessity at the basis of Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. The compulsive use of those devices is accompanied by an irrepressible need to improve self-esteem through obsessive research of approval on the social networks. Collateral effects include other two severe conditions, Dialoguepathy (inability to verbally communicate with others) and Liberlegopathy (inability to read paper documents). On the long run, iPhonepathy can totally subjugate individuals into complete isolation.